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I didn’t pick this life… it picked me. For the ones who never went looking for good tequila — it found them, and there was no going back. The front reads I DIDN’T PICK THIS LIFE… IT PICKED ME in a bold two-line serif lockup, and the back carries the TEQUILA SNOB wordmark with IT AIN’T FOR EVERYBODY underneath and the no·to·ri·ous tee signature above it.
Built on a lightweight cooling performance crew, it’s made for long days on the lake, patio tastings, golf rounds, and anywhere the sun and the añejo are both out. Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you dry, UPF 44+ keeps the sun off, and the tight-knit polyester holds the print crisp wash after wash.
It ain’t for everybody.
A4 N3142 Men's Short-Sleeve Cooling Performance Crew
- 4 oz,
- 100% polyester
- Moisture wicking fabric great for sports and exercise
- Comfortable fit and ultra-tight knit for quality prints
- Sun protection in any season (+44 UPF for UV protection)
- Built to last with stain, odor, snag and fade resistant properties
- Fade and snag resistant for durability
- Reinforced shoulder seams
- Double needle cover stitch hem
- 44+ UPF for UV sun protection
- Transitioning to tag free neck
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